No teary eyes, darling

If you’re gonna kiss my neck or my forehead, just prepare for me to melt in your arms.

ace:

No one could ever hate me half as much as I don’t care

(Source: ace, via phobias)

couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

(Source: felixdawkins23, via b-u-t-t-e-r-f-l-y-s)

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond, via orgasm)

"If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre."

- (via justgoodvibes)

(Source: crazysexykhool, via b-u-t-t-e-r-f-l-y-s)

jedgica:

I’m fucking dying omfg

(Source: epic-vines, via b-u-t-t-e-r-f-l-y-s)